you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It was like getting head from an anaconda
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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