nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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