So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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