im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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