My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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