: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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