It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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