Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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