I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
how does that bad decision feel?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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