Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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