Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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