Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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