Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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