I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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