Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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