Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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