Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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