The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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