whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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