Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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