I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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