i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize