So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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