I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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