Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
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