I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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