This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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