Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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