Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
operation harelip BJ is a go
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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