do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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