He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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