Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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