So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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