hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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