he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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