do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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