News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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