My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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