New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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