white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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