BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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