"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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