I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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