Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
