im having a threesome with these popsicles
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Oh god it's open bar.
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