I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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