Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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