her vagine was all disorganized.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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