How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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