Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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