At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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