I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
