it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You need a sexual gate keeper
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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