rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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